those jerks at culinary school always called me a weanie but look at me now
Cutest thing I’ve seen!
No matter how long the slinky is, the bottom of the slinky will stay still (hover) until the top reaches it. Even if the slinky is over 1000 feet long.
No, the second you let go of the top, the bottom starts to move. No matter what. It will just move faster when the top catches up with it. But for it to not move whatsoever would mean it would have absolutely no energy at all and therefore not exist. So no. Just no.
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level
why i always name my character i farted or my penis
"I farted! Get out of here! Now!"
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER THANK YOU
short list of actors who have not won an oscar:
- james dean
- johnny depp
- brad pitt
- helena bonham carter
- robert downey jr
- glenn close
- will smith
- samuel l jackson
- liam neeson
- sigourney weaver
- tom cruise
- julianne moore
- ralph fiennes
- laura linney
- ed harris
- gary oldman
now will you please for the love of christ shut up about leonardo dicaprio